Graffiti

Why do women exist ?!
--also from "Simple Man" by Hal Hartly

Be good to her and she 'll be good to you.
--also from "Simple Man" by Hal Hartly

Mysterious, thoughtfull, deep, dangerous, but modest.
--also from "Simple Man" by Hal Hartly

Meg: Is this dirty money?
Bill: All money is dirty money, Mom.
--also from "Simple Man" by Hal Hartly

Kate: And who are you?
Bill: I'm the man who is going to make you happy.
--also from "Simple Man" by Hal Hartly

What can we ever really know about another person anyway!
They have their own needs and wants!
Their own passionate and perverse dreams!
Falling in love is like sticking an ice pick in your forehead ...
But we keep doing it!
We hurl ourselves into the cauldron of passion!
The bottomless pit of desire ...
--also from "Simple Man" by Hal Hartly

When people are in love, they do all sorts of cracy things.
They get jealous, they lie, they cheat.
They kill themselves.
They kill each other.
--from "Trust" by Hal Hartly

Television is the opium for the masses.
--also from "Trust" by Hal Hartly

I had a bad day.
I had to subvert my principles and kowtow to an idiot.
Television makes these daily sacrifices possible.
It deadens the inner core of my being.
--also from "Trust" by Hal Hartly

A family's like a gun.
You point it in the wrong direction, you're gonna kill somebody.
--also from "Trust" by Hal Hartly

Maria: Your job is making you boring and mean.
Matthew: My job is making me a respectable member of society.
--also from "Trust" by Hal Hartly

Jean: It's just that I don't want to see Maria make the same mistake I made. And that Peg made.
Matthew: What mistake is that?
Jean: Men!
--also from "Trust" by Hal Hartly

I am only human - born to make mistakes.
--from the song "Human" by Human Leaguage

If anything can go wrong, it will - all at once!
--Murphys Law

If there 's something you like very much,
then you should regard this not as you feeling good
but as a kind of brain cancer.
--Marvin L. Minsky

Great revolutions in the history of science have have but one common, and ironic, feature:
They knock human arrogance off one pedestal after another of our previous conviction about our own self-importance.
--Sigmund Freud

God made the humans, because he was unsatisfied with the monkeys.
After that, he stoped making experiments.

Computer will never be intelligent - neither will be humans.
--Klaus Rusch

Any clod can have the facts, but having opinions is an art.
--Charles McCabe, San Francisco Chronicle

If you ask, you are stupid.
If you don't ask, you remain stupid.
--Chinese proverb

If architects built their cities like programmers made their programs,
a woodpecker would destroy whole civilization.
--Murphys Law

She prays to hear him say: "I love you",
but he tells no more lies.
--from the song "Apart" by The Cure

Panic!
--"Mostly harmless" by Douglas Adams

Stupid people make the same mistakes again and again.
Intelligent people every time new ones.

I'm a 21th century digital boy,
I don't know how to read, but I have a lot of toys.
--from a song