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helwig's smiley dictionary

on december 2, 1994 i found a smiley directory on the net. i sat down and restructured it, sorted it and combined the multiple definitions. i converted the list to a html definition list and here it is...

if you are searching for a specific smiley, you currently have to use the inbuilt text search function of your www browser. maybe i will find some time in the near future to do some indexing, but i've a lot of other (better) things to do.

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...the invisible smiley
...ghost smiley in invisible state
...smiley invisible man

$-)
...yuppie smiley

%-)
...user has been staring at a green screen for 15 hours straight

%-6
...user is braindead

&-l
...that made me cry

'-)
...winking smiley

(-:
...left hand smiley

(8-o
...it's mr. bill!

(:-(
...the saddest smiley
...unsmiley frowning
...very unhappy smiley

(:-)
...smiley big face

(:I
...egghead

([(
...robocop

)8-)
...scuba smiley big-face

):-(
...nordic smiley
...unsmiley big-face

):-)
...impish smiley
...smiley big-face

*:o)
...and bozo the clown!

*<:-)
...user is wearing a santa claus hat

+-(
...smiley, shot between the eyes

+-:-)
...user is the pope or holds some other religious office

+:-)
...priest smiley

,-)
...winking happy smiley

,-}
...wry and winking smiley

,:-)
...user shaved one of his eyebrows off this morning

-:-(
...(real punk rockers don't smile)

-:-)
...user is a punk rocker

..-)
...user only has one eye

..-]
...one-eyed smilely

0-)
...smiley cyclops (scuba diver?)

3:[
...mean pet smiley
...pit bull smiley

3:]
...lucy my pet dog smiley
...pet smiley

3:o[
...net.pets

8
...infinity

8 :-)
...user is a wizard

8 :-I
...net.unix-wizards

8(:-)
...mickey mouse

8-#
...dead smiley
...death

8-)
...glasses
...smiley swimmer
...smiley with big eyes...perhaps wearing contact lenses...

8-O
...omigod

8-|
...suspense

8:-)
...glasses on forehead
...little girl smiley

8<:-)
...smiley is a wizard

: =
...beaver smiley

:#)
...drunk smiley

:'-(
...user is crying

:'-)
...user is so happy, s/he is crying

:(
...sad
...sad-turtle smiley

:)
...happy
...midget smiley

:*
...kisses

:*)
...user is drunk

:,(
...crying smiley

:-
...male

:-!
...foot in mouth
...smiley bland face

:-"
...whistling smiley

:-#
...user wears braces
...my lips are scaled

:-#|
...smiley face with bushy mustache

:-$
...smiley face with its mouth wired shut

:-%
...smiley banker

:-&
...smiley which is tongue-tied

:-(
...boo hoo
...drama
...frowning smiley. user did not like that last statement or is upset or depressed about something.

:-(*)
...that comment made me sick

:-(=)
...bucktooth smiley

:-)
...basic smiley
...ha ha
...comedy
...your basic smiley. this smiley is used to inflect a sarcastic or joking statement since we can't hear voice inflection over unix.

:-)8<
...big girl smiley

:-)~
...user drools

:-*
...user just ate something sour
...smiley after eating something bitter
...kiss

:-/
...skeptical smiley
...lefty undecided smiley

:-0
...no yelling! (quiet lab)
...smiley orator

:-1
...smiley bland face

:-3
...handlebar mustache smiley

:-6
...smiley after eating something sour
...smiley after eating something spicy

:-7
...smiley after a wry statement
...smirking smiley

:-8(
...condescending stare

:-9
...user is licking his/her lips

:-:
...mutant smiley

:-<
...real sad smiley
...walrus smiley

:-=)
...older smiley with mustache

:->
...user just made a really biting sarcastic remark. worse than a :-).
...hey hey
...sarcastic smiley
...y.a.s.

:-?
...smiley smoking a pipe

:-@
...screaming smiley

:-C
...user is really bummed
...real unhappy smiley

:-D
...user is laughing (at you!)

:-E
...bucktoothed vampire

:-F
...bucktoothed vampire with one tooth missing

:-I
...hmm
...indifferent smiley. better than a frowning smiley but not quite as good as a happy smiley

:-O
...talkaktive smiley
...uh oh

:-P
...nyah nyah

:-Q
...smoker
...smoking smiley

:-S
...user just made an incoherent statement
...what you say makes no sense

:-V
...shouting smiley

:-W
...speak with forked tongue

:-X
...user's lips are sealed
...a big wet kiss
...bow tie

:-[
...vampire smiley
...un-smiley blockhead

:-\
...undecided smiley

:-]
...smiley blockhead

:-`
...smiley spitting out its chewing tobacco

:-a
...lefty smilely touching tongue to nose
...smiley touching her tongue to her nose

:-b
...left-pointing tongue smiley

:-c
...bummed out smiley

:-d
...lefty smiley razzing you
...said with a smile

:-e
...disappointed smiley

:-i
...semi-smiley

:-j
...left smiling smilely

:-k
...beats me, looks like something, tho.

:-l
...y. a. s.

:-o
...uh oh!
...smiley singing national anthem
...surpise

:-p
...smiley sticking its tongue out (at you!)

:-q
...smiley trying to touch its tongue to its nose

:-r
...smiley raspberry

:-s
...smiley after a BIZARRE comment

:-t
...cross smiley
...pouting smiley

:-v
...talking head smiley

:-x
..."my lips are sealed" smiley

:-z
...y.a.c.s.

:-{
...mustache
...smiley variation on a theme

:-{)
...user has a mustache

:-{}
...smiley wears lipstick

:-|
..."have an ordinary day" smiley

:-}
...beard

:-}X
...bow tie-wearing smiley

:-~)
...user has a cold

:/\)
...extremely bignosed smiley

:8)
...pigish smiley

::-)
...user wears normal glasses

:<
...midget unsmiley
...what?

:<)
...user is from an ivy league school

:=)
...user has two noses
...orangutan smiley

:>
...midget smiley
...what?

:@
...what?

:C
...what?

:D
...laughter

:I
...hmmm...

:I)
...smiley with septum pierce (The septum is that thing that makes your nose have two small nostrils rather than one large one.)

:O
...yelling

:Q
...what?

:[
...real downer

:]
...gleep...a friendly midget smiley who will gladly be your friend

:^)
...user has a broken nose
...smiley with a personality
...smiley with pointy nose (righty)

:_)
...user's nose is sliding off of his face

:n)
...smiley with funny-looking right nose

:u)
...smiley with funny-looking left nose

:v)
...user has a broken nose, but it's the other way
...left-pointing nose smiley

:{
...what?

:}
...what should we call these? (what?)

;-(
...crying smiley

;-)
...winking smiley
...winky smiley. user just made a flirtatious and/or sarcastic remark. more of a "don't hit me for what i just said" smiley.

;^)
...smirking smiley

<3
...heart

<:-I
...user is a dunce

<:-l
...dunce smiley

<:3
...simple smiley mouse or rat

<:3 )~~~~
...smiley mouse or rat

<:I
...dunce

=)
...variation on a theme...

=:-(
...real punks never smile

=:-)
...user is a hosehead
...smiley is a punk
...smiley punk-rocker

>-
...female

>:-<
...mad

>:->
...devilish smiley

>:-I
...net.startrek

>:-l
...klingon smiley

>;->
...winky and devil combined. a very lewd remark was just made.
...a very lewd remark was just made

?-(
...black eye

@:-)
...smiley wearing a turban

@:-}
...smiley just back from the hairdresser

@:I
...turban

@=
...user is pro-nuclear war

B-)
...horn-rims
...smiley wears glasses

B:-)
...sunglasses on head

BI
...a frog

C=:-)
...chef smiley

E-:-)
...user is a ham radio operator

E-:-I
...net.ham-radio

H-)
...cross-eyed smiley

K:P
...user is a little kid with a propeller beenie

L-P
...totally scrambled smiley (thats why L-P mud exists...)

O :-)
...user is an angel (at heart, at least)

O |-)
...net.religion

O-)
...megaton man on patrol! (or else, user is a scuba diver)
...message from cyclops
...smiley after smoking a banana

O:-)
...angel smiley

P-(
...pirate smiley

V^J
...smiley with glasses, seen from the left side (portrait, talking) (it's more a talkey...- just tip your head to the right side to see it)

X-(
...user just died
...net.suicide
...you are brain dead

X:-)
...little kid with a propeller beanie

[:-)
...smiley wearing a walkman

[:]
...robot smiley

[]
...hugs

]-I
...smiley wearing sunglasses (cool...therefore no smile, only a smirk)

`'
...cat's eyes in the night

`:-)
...user shaved one of his eyebrows off this morning

d8=
...your pet beaver is wearing goggles and a hard hat.

d:-)
...baseball smiley

l-O
...smiley is yawning

l:-O
...flattop loudmouth smiley

l^o
...hepcat smiley

{:-)
...smiley wears a toupee
...smiley with its hair parted in the middle

|-(
...smiley lost his contact lenses

|-)
...hee hee

|-D
...ho ho

|-I
...user is asleep

|-O
...user is yawning/snoring
...birth

|-P
...yuk

|I
...asleep

|^o
...snoring

}:-(
...toupee in an updraft

}:-)
...above in an updraft

}:^#)
...pointy nosed smiley

~:-P
...smiley, thinking and steaming or: having only one single hair

~~:-(
...net.flame

---<--{(@
...it's a rose!

:----}
...you lie like pinnochio

C=}>;*{))
...mega-smiley... a drunk, devilish chef with a toupee in an updraft, a mustache, and a double chin

}:^#})
...mega-smiley: updrafted bushy-mustached pointy nosed smiley with a double-chin

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last update: september 19, 1996. if you have any comments, please send a mail to helwig@cg.tuwien.ac.at.
helwig löffelmann, technical university of vienna.